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vondell-swain:

wienerbutt:

adults are so much better at things than babies are

i know right? i don’t mean to be rude or anything but … why do we even need babies? they don’t do anything. they need US to care for them all day long and they never provide anything for us. I don’t know why we have them.

Might I recommend using them for roasts? I’ve heard they would make fine summer boots as well. 

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    Human babies are literally the most useless thing
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    no babies = no baby bottoms = no one has any idea how soft anything is ever again
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    Might I recommend using them for roasts? I’ve heard they would make fine summer boots as well.
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